WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Consolidating her place as America’s foremost Trump loyalist, Representative Elise Stefanik shocked political insiders on Wednesday by changing Ivanka Trump as one of many former President’s daughters.
According to these accustomed to the shakeup, Donald Trump made the transfer after Stefanik spent months convincing him that she was considerably extra loyal than his now former daughter.
In an official assertion from Mar-a-Lago, Trump wished Ivanka nicely, including, “She had a good run.”
Stefanik, who’s working to switch Representative Liz Cheney as chair of the House Republican Conference, put to relaxation any doubt that she might deal with that job whereas fulfilling her obligations as Trump’s daughter.
“They’re basically the same job,” she mentioned. “I just have to say ‘Yes, Daddy.’ ”